We have to do it in order to keep our sanity.

我们这么做是为了保持心智健全

it almost always results in mental illness.

结果通常是精神分裂

Take away all my good luck and your fortune?

收回我的好运和你的亿万家财吗

It is just a sales gimmick.

不过是销售把戏罢了

which he hid from everyone.

他对所有人隐瞒了这一疾病

and stayed there,

一直待在那里

What the fuck are you doing? what did l say two weeks ago?

你他妈在干什么 两星期前怎么跟你说的

So where did your man gay bollocks come from?

那你那个小白脸是哪里来的?

I know -- you brought me a bottle of soy sauce.

是挺紧张的 你带了瓶酱油来

Anyway, it's one thing to do a little online due diligence,

不管怎么样 做点网上背景调查是一回事

to relative affluence combined with capital,

转变为资本的相对富裕

and lurking behind the diagram before you is

而隐藏在你们面前表格数据背后的