It's like we're in a dead body car wash.

感觉好像进了死尸洗车机

Just so you know,

先说好哦

- Getting a glass of water. - Just walking Beyoncee.

-倒点水喝 -遛遛碧昂斯

I'am in the Grammy wearing the same dress as Miley Cyrus.

梦到参加格莱美时跟麦莉·赛勒斯撞衫了

Excuse me.

失陪

I've got two girls, I'd be exactly the same.

我有两个女儿 要换我也会这样

It's all my fault, too.

都是我的错

and I just never should have even dragged you into this mess.

我不该把你拽进这场闹剧中

saying you and Harper were all over each other.

说你和哈培打得火热

I felt sorry for her.

我同情她才和她跳的

secret salts held all those years by the insatiable stuffing of amattress

在过去几年里进行的秘密

helpless overflowing bladder, viciously, tearfully consummated wet

无助溢出膀胱 邪恶地 令人伤心的完美的润湿