What'll you get?

要蹲几年

so he gave me the worst case scenario.

所以他告诉了我最坏的结果

Don't be cute.

别自作聪明

if you know what I mean.

你懂的

Ask any of my ex-boyfriends.

不信问我以前的男朋友

I studied three weeks for a pap smear.

就连子宫颈抹片检查 我都得先研究三周

I understand, Madam President.

我明白了 总统阁下

I want all branches of local law enforcement ready

我要求本地所有执法部门

That's great. I'm-I'm proud of you.

太好了 我以你为荣

I need to pick out what I'm gonna wear,

我得挑选演出服装

track railroad that went all the way to Vladivostok,

通向海参崴的单轨铁路

incursions into Russia.

对俄国的侵略