Ah. Gosh.

真够衰的

what a real honeymoon is gonna be like.

真正的蜜月是个什么样的了

Giving you...

给你展望一下

What about-- what about the kids?

要是被孩子们撞见怎么行

And how much is virtue going to cost me?

这种美德得花我多少钱呢

Remember, look, but don't touch.

记住 只许看 不许摸

He also sent you these two days before the videos,

他还在发你视频的前两天发给你了这些

My buddy just died. Is this going anywhere?

我兄弟刚死 你是想问什么吗

"I thought it was just a

我以为那就是个预告

"PPS. That's funny right there. PP."

再附一句 还挺逗的 再再...

90% plus of these schools had vending machines that sold soft drinks.

90%以上的学校都有自动贩卖机出售软饮料

of your speaker on Monday, Brian Wansink,

你们周一的演讲者 布赖恩·汪辛克