Ask my fourth-grade boyfriend.

问问我的四年级男友就知道

"Bad news--I think the condom broke last night."

"坏消息 昨晚的避孕套好像破了"

They're not coming.

他们不来了

"Flying out of JFK tomorrow.

"明天在肯尼迪机场出发

Hey. Sean's cell.

这是肖恩的手机

sent back and forth to a few different women.

暧昧短信和艳照

Admittedly, "Game of Thrones" gives me a giant nerdgasm,

老实说 《权力的游戏》是我的自撸佳片

Oh, Trav, we're adults. We can handle--

小崔 我们是大人了 能受得...

It's like all Wendy and I ever talk about is wedding organizing.

好像我和温迪说话都是在讨论婚礼策划

I mean, that's not weird, right?

我是说 这并不怪异 对吧

Kasbah Nights.

皇城之夜

I wrote a blog on the identification of perfumes.

我写了篇关于香水鉴定的博客