and think about how we were young and in love in Mexico.

回忆当年我们在墨西哥的青春与爱情

He's adorable.

他多可爱

Is that your comment on how politicians view soldiers?

你这是在嘲讽政客是如何看待士兵的吗

See, when you tend bar till 4:00 a.m.,

在酒吧忙活到凌晨四点

Oh, and keep your eyes peeled at your store.

对了 要注意看看你的店

But all you gotta do is set up some traps.

不过你们只需弄几个扑鼠器就行了

Oh, probably because the last time I looked in there,

大概是因为上次我往里看的时候

You know, they're still dating.

它们还在约会呢

But let's just say I'm a man now.

这么说吧 我已经是个男人了

Just a minute.

马上就来

If they both rat each other out, they'll end up in jail for two years,

要是都坦白了 两人都要坐两年牢

then you will go home free and he'll go to jail for five years.

你无罪释放而他坐五年牢