I got 15 minutes until I have to pick up Laurie's eyeglasses

15分钟后我就得去取劳丽的眼镜

What?

咋啦

that is a man, that is a man of the 21st century,

这就是二十一世纪的男人

a man, a proper fucking man

而是如假包换的男人

The closest I ever got was a dude once

我最接近的一次 也就是一男的

You know, now that we're here,

话说 来到这里以后

and I start my internship on Monday.

我周一就可以开始实习了

before then because I can kinda see your tonsils.

要不我都快看见你的小内内了

I mean, it rhymes, for one.

至少它押韵

What did she wear today?

她今天穿什么了

This is when she's going to meet Emory Bortz:

当她打算去见埃默里·伯茨时

wrapped her hair in a student-like twist,

把头发梳成学生辫