It's a mess out there. It's pouring.

外面下着瓢泼大雨

God. It's like you're not even trying.

老天 你甚至不想试着努力了

Shut up or I'll snap you in half.

再不闭嘴我把你撕成两半

you haven't noticed yet, but we're about to die.

可能你还没注意到 但我们就要死了

Please, I don't wanna die.

求你 我不想死

Why is this one's legs off?

它的腿为什么掉了

Then, like a traffic accident, staff begins to randomly collide.

接着 球员开始随意冲撞 形同一场车祸

Is closer to four seconds than five.

最多只需要四秒

the kind of party that Jordan wants,

乔丹想要的那种派对

So I'm going to go out.

所以我得出门

they will tell you

他们会告诉你

If your plan is to accelerate a 3 kg mass

如果你想用 2 米每秒平方的加速度