What? I don't pay attention to the business stuff.

干嘛啊 我本来对生意的事就不怎么上心

when I overheard someone say it was his son's fifth birthday.

有人说他儿子要过五岁生日了

for buying the shoot as a gift.

感谢我买摄影卡作礼物

She put my pictures online?!

她把我的裸照发网上了

I could live with a rash.

我可以接受皮疹

Trust me, I don't have it.

相信我 我没得那个

Their manager loved my EP.

他们的经理人喜欢我的唱片

as their favorite new artist of the month.

说我是这个月他们最喜欢的新艺人

Hey, hey, here's something right here.

看 这里有一封邮件

called Kiss-The-Apple.Com, for a ad.

付了一笔广告费

So, instead of actually going out and seeking out women

无需再出去寻找女性

and watch dirty movies and read dirty books

看色情电影和书籍就可以了