Welcome to opening day of Minor League Baseball.

欢迎各位在小联盟的开幕日前来观看比赛

Please give a big Wonderdog welcome to Phe-Nom,

欢迎奇葩狗的费诺上场

That's a lot of people.

那可真是好多人啊

Then he teamed up with this guy and this guy

然后他和这个人 还有这个人

thanks to all you little people for coming down

感谢渺小的各位前来参加

which, for so many years, has been a strange,

这美食节多年来都是

I'm focus-testing some ideas.

我正在征集想法

Why don't you focus-test with the kids down at Wonder Wharf?

你怎么不去问问奇妙码头的那些孩子

Dizzy Dog, the beloved statue

已经在奇幻码头接待游客30年之久

has been dognapped from his familiar place

最近从码头尽头离奇失踪了

is an assemblage of somewhere between thirty and sixty men

一个由三十到六十人组成的人群

and these men basically worked on those ships for several hours

这些人在船上做了好几个小时