Weird to see a man standing in our doorway

这画面真奇怪 一个男人站在咱们家门口

Excuse me, this is our apartment.

借过 这是我们的公寓

take special care with any religious objects.

尤其小心和宗教有关的东西

Yes, sir.

是 长官

Is that not why we follow this path,

这难道不是缘何我们固守此道

You're right.

你说得对

I'm a...horny perv

我是个好色的变态

But how do I feel about killing prostitutes?

那我对杀死妓女作何感想呢

Jesus ripshit Christ.

上帝老爷

a "Clusterfuck of epic proportions."

"他妈的倒霉透顶"吗

developed in late antiquity, they taught that

并教导说

Except, I mean, you could use it,

可以用