I'm surprised you got the right holiday decorations.

我很意外你居然能拿对装饰物

So many Jewish holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.

犹太节日太多 我没空在维基百科上逐个搜

Sophie's apartment is amazing.

苏菲的公寓真棒

That was some showerhead.

她的莲蓬头真是棒呆了

At this rate, they should

照这样下去 他们都可以

I'm sorry, but who knew so many people

对不起 但还有两天才圣诞节

Here's a kid getting it in the muchachos.

有人被击中"小弟弟"

Watch this geezer with a 'stache get his.

来看这个一字胡老头中招

Hey. Um, Mom won't let me get off the phone

除非我邀请你和我们共度复活节

Oh, that's so sweet.

真好

would sometimes send around

会在复活节那天

In which they'd give instructions

信中主教给教区内的教堂训示