Now follow me.

现在跟我来

It says "Arigatou" when you pee in it.

当你尿尿的时候它会说"谢谢"

And I would know because, when I was in Tokyo,

我懂这个是因为我在东京时

with the head of the Ikebana institute.

上过他一对一的课程

Caroline, I didn't know you spoke Korean.

卡洛琳 我都不知道你会说韩语

I had a hunch Asia was gonna take over the world.

当年有个预感 有天亚洲会一统世界

This isn't good. Asians don't do well with Bs.

这下惨了 亚洲人接受不了得"B"

who sat next to me killed himself.

坐我隔壁的日本人去自尽了呢

I looked at the tag here.

我看了看标签

not sold in the United States.

美国没有卖的

outside of a few people who had seen the Russo-

除了那些在满洲参加过

The finest, some of the finest books on any topic are those--

最好的 那些在任何主题中--