"I had a six-foot tapeworm removed. L.O.L."

"我去除了一条1米8的绦虫 哈哈哈"

but she seems straight-up crazy pants.

但是听上去她简直就是个疯子

What made you change your mind?

你怎么改变主意了

Right.

是的

I wanted to tell you the truth earlier, and I'm sorry.

我本想早点告诉你真相 对不起

that I wasn't the liability she thinks I am.

我不会像她想象的那样拖累你

Just want this day to be over.

希望今天赶快结束

that you bumped Juice for Justin?

以至于把乔伊斯的录音让给了贾斯汀

We came up on him too fast.

我们从半路杀出来

So what are you proposing, Jack?

那么你有何高见 杰克

as a government on these issues, we're not,

做的十分出色 并不是如此

Japan, to give you one example you may have heard of,

日本 举个你们可能听过的例子