Really? Not the time when she gored herself

是吗 你怎么不说她用刺刀扎伤自己

Hey, I'm not the crazy one.

我这不算什么

You've faced danger.

你曾直面险境

But the fact is that you face a kind of danger now, which is...

但事实是 你现在就面临着危险

My buddy feisty just put a chainsaw

我一朋友突发奇想把一个链锯

What do you say we head on down there

我们过去瞅瞅怎么样

Once the czar was pedaling his bike

一次沙皇正踏着自行车

and the guy sticks his bayonet into the spokes of the wheel.

这个人把他的刺刀戳到了轮胎的轮辐里

is that the South was put under this military occupation,

就是说南方处于军队的占领下

About the only time a Union soldier fixed a bayonet,

这是历史上唯一一次联邦士兵配备刺刀

and he goes by a guard who has a bayonet,

并且他顺便去看了一个有刺刀的警卫

The czar of all the Russians went tumbling down and skinned his knees.

全俄国人的沙皇就跌倒了并擦破了膝盖