it sucked mightily.

真是糟糕到家了

Man, Mr. Chris is the most annoying teacher on the planet.

天哪 克里斯老师是世界上最无聊的老师

So if you see anything

如果你看到任何我们

you just run the laser over the barcode,

你就用激光器扫过条形码

My microwave's broken.

我的微波炉坏了

And I think it's rising in my stomach.

我觉得那玩意在我肚子里发酵

There's the horse dog on my couch licking his junk.

有只大型犬在我的沙发上舔着小鸡鸡

Dog Trav, beer me.

小小崔 给爷来瓶啤酒

Cross my heart.

划十字保证

caked to my ass, and now this?

硌了我的屁股 这次是这玩意

Quick hint -- when Dog Travis ran away at the kennel,

温馨提示 小小崔跑出狗舍之后

So just make sure you keep some of chick's favorite treats

所以你们口袋里一定要装着鸡爷最喜欢的糖