I used to have these disgusting urges

我曾经有那种恶心的冲动

I mean, even in public--

甚至在公共场合也如此

But when the surfer

不过当我费尽心思

because of your stupid announcement,

因为你愚蠢的公告而退出

You got to admit, you kind of earned it.

不过你得承认 你确实有点自作自受

the dean banned all student social events for the next month

因此院长禁止了下个月所有的学生社交活动

Here, your very own pencil case.

给 你专属的铅笔盒

Thank you, guys. I'm touched.

谢谢你们 我感动死了

and the man picked him up and hugged him predator-style,

那男人把他扶起来 用恋童癖的方式拥抱他

To put it plainly,

说白了就是

I thought it was something else," I said.

我以为是别的 我说

stood in the very back.

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