- No, I can't do that. - Just leave that there. I'll drive you.

-不 我不能这么做 -留在那儿就行 我送你过去

What are you doing? You're gonna let go.

你在干什么 你放手

So here's what I'm thinking.

你看这样行不行

And I'll win the race and get you back your medal.

我参加比赛 把奖牌赢回来

Tall guys with small penises?

大个子小鸡鸡吗

Espresso hazelnut praline?

要咖啡果仁夹心冰淇淋吗

What do you mean they left at 5:00?

什么她们五点就走了

I don't know what to tell you, man-- they left at 5:00.

我不知道怎么回答你 她们五点钟就走了

into the bathroom with me?

带着它们一起上厕所吗

You just left them out here.

你就随随便便把它们放在外面了

I got a better horoscope from The Onion actually:

我在《洋葱报》上看到的星座运程更妙

you'll be tackled by two police officers this week

否则本周你会被两名警官逮捕