for its own sake doesn't have any place in reporting.

根本就没必要报道

And boorish behavior isn't the same as taking the US Treasury hostage.

一张艳照 能和"要挟美国财政"相比吗

is a Column "A" Story,

这种烂新闻才是最有吸引力的

Your cooking is horrible.

你的烹饪技术真是不敢恭维

Thank you.

谢谢你

I could never pull it off with these tree stumps.

我的腿跟树墩子一样 别想能穿上

Oh, wait, I love giving advice.

慢着 我最喜欢给人建议了

It was called "Don't do that!"

名字就叫"千万别啊"

She said if we drop off four cupcakes by tomorrow morning,

她说明早给她送4个小蛋糕过去

Well, what's it gonna be, Caroline or Ashley?

左右为难啊 要当卡洛琳还是艾希莉呢

Person number two takes pen -- I don't remember male or female--

第二个学生 我忘记是男生还是女生了

Albert Hassin, Jean Claude, Albert Hassin,

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