If you are stupid enough to start lying for him...

你要真蠢到为他撒谎...

Last warning.You get yourself to that mosque

最后警告你 记得去清真寺

Oh, yeah, he loves candy corn.

还有 他超爱玉米糖

Got to.

必须的

Like Doritos Dinamita.

像是多力多滋的辣味薯条

I mean, I'd be on the pill right now,

我巴不得开始吃那个药呢

Well, it's better than doing those ketchups in the diner.

总比在餐馆摆弄番茄酱强啊

with our heads still attached-

咱俩还毫发无损

Okay, I gave you the last flyer,

我把最后一张传单让给了你

Wow. A man who believes in a well-balanced meal.

看来你是个崇尚均衡饮食的男人

you plant stuff today and then the output comes out tomorrow.

你今天种下的种子明天就会结果

So it doesn't require much effort to plant the corn.

种玉米不需要很多劳动