Fine. Whatever. I smoked a little weed.

好吧 我吸了点大麻

I found out my dad is a child pornographer.

我发现我爸爸给未成年少女拍A片

Evidence.

证据

And we are going all the way.

我们会势如破竹

Do you have anything that's really special?

你们有什么特色[菜]说来听听

I'll have the veggie plate.

那我要个蔬菜拼盘

Max, vite, vite. You need to pipe that more.

麦克斯 快 快点 得多婊点花

told me I need to pipe way less.

总叫我少抽点大麻[裱花]

I've always wanted to be abducted.

我一直梦想有天被外星人绑架

And here we go.

就是这间啦

You know, felicity,

费利西蒂 你知道

That hasn't been my experience.

那也不是我的专长