I know -- you brought me a bottle of soy sauce.

是挺紧张的 你带了瓶酱油来

Anyway, it's one thing to do a little online due diligence,

不管怎么样 做点网上背景调查是一回事

has to take a break from all the socializing

也要偶尔暂停社交活动

Pretty soon you'll know exactly what I'm talking about,

马上你也能体会到我说的话了

if we gave her a transorbital lobotomy?

岂不很有意思 而且利于治疗

No.

不行

Oh, I love the gays.

我爱死男同们了

into a cheese shop.

装修成了奶酪店

Those guys better be up there

那些家伙之所以在上面

I am adding a TV to bring in more customers.

我装电视是为了要吸引顾客

that I've been describing

让他们无比亢奋

until they got to be 20 years old.

才有机会行男女之事