- If you'd like... - She's gonna die!

-如果你愿意... -她会死的

- Good. - You got a fucking divorce!

-好啊 -离你妈的婚

'cause when you get serious, that leads to marriage,

一旦你认真了 接下来就是结婚了

I mean, look at these poor kids.

瞧瞧这两个孩子可怜的娃

and then me and you bro down all night long.

然后你我通宵乐享男士之夜

Ha-ha-ha. That's hilarious.

哈哈哈 真好笑

Yeah, no, I know.

我也知道

we have to be out of each other's lives forever.

我们永远不能涉足对方的生活了

You're really great with her.

你和她处得很好

Divorce? I'm sorry to hear that.

离婚 真抱歉

and they could put this contract in with the pricy lawyer,

然后可以找个刚处理完离婚纠纷的

and that would secure that they wouldn't lower prices on each other.

那样他们就放心对方不会打价格战了