I reckon he'd say something like,

我猜他会说

Even though you're bound to be a little bit pissed off,

虽然你肯定不太高兴 但是作为战士

What troubles me is the variation in M.O.

让我头疼的是他作案方式的变换

So is he using weapons of opportunity

那他是随机选择武器呢

Got some real beauts.

我们这可有不少好东西

Then again, what about tankless?

那么 无水箱的怎么样

You do see that Carson can't be

你也知道卡森决不允许

I do, my lord, of course I do.

明白 老爷 我当然明白

Because in my experience,

据我的经验来看

Well, that's comforting.

这话倒是令人安心

that are somehow socially more desirable,

更能满足社会所需

Maybe you could hurt A to help B

也许你可以伤害A而帮助B