As this graph clearly demonstrates,

如图表所示

Insults are down. Texts are up.

辱骂变少了 短信更频繁了

Leopold Leopoldovich

利奥波德·利奥波德维奇

He loathed the podalic version.

他很讨厌胎足倒转术

I only wish I were.

我也希望如此

when I walked into her room and found her like that.

真是我一生中最痛苦的时刻

We've had our ups and our downs,

我们都经历过高潮和低谷

what we experienced,

都是独一无二的

About someone being there for someone when you need them most?

当你最需要谁的时候 对方能在你身边

Well, I have.

我体验过

and the terrible warfare within cities that

和分裂战争 而这正是欧洲国家

because really unhappy and angry people

因为真正不满和愤怒的人民