Officer, everything I told you before is true.

警官 我之前告诉你的都是真的

He's lying, Phil! Shoot the son of a bitch! He broke my damn rib!

他在说谎菲尔 开枪打死这个混蛋 他打断了我的肋骨

"Don't pet me, I'm working."

"请勿抚摸 我在工作"

but there is simply no such branch of the U.S. government.

但不见美国政府真有这个部门啊

Don't move.

不许动

Get down on the ground.

趴到地上 趴下 趴下

so I decrypted their communication logs,

所以我破译了他们的通讯记录

which kind of makes me a cyber-terrorist,

某种意义上我成了网络恐怖分子

Look, in the meantime,

目前来说

So, never a dull moment around here, huh?

这里永远也不会觉得无聊啊

of a national freedmen's loan agency,

是关于国家自由人贷款机构的

to which freedmen would apply for loans,

向想申请贷款的自由人开放