I see a lot of confused young faces out there.

我看见下面有很多困惑的年轻人

Ok, now it's my turn.

好 轮到我了

just to figure out how European he was down there.

只是为了估计他下面的尺寸有多欧洲

So we are right on track for a perfect fairy-tale romance.

所以我们会发展成为完美的童话式爱情

You think that's a Schwinn.

你以为那是诗音牌的

Or whatever the fuck it is...

还是什么狗屁东西给我...

Okay. All right.

好吧 好吧

...and large-mouth vaginae?

有什么联系吗

Feeling lucky, Sergeant?

今天手气好吗 警官

Take out all the little people, you get to waltz off with the cuddly monkey.

射倒所有的小人 你就可以跟抱抱猴跳华尔兹了

This is talking about his father's cherished volume of Shakespeare's

这段讲他父亲珍藏的莎翁戏剧的书卷

when Coleman was a small boy, always reminded him of a cocker

在科勒曼还是个男孩时 常常让他想起