I may have accidentally, uh,

可能是我一不小心

I can't live in a girls' dorm!

我不可能住到女生寝室去啊

I got your handicapped animal.

我可以帮你弄来

I was thinking something cute, but damaged.

我是想要一些可爱点 但有缺陷的

We just swore off women.

我们刚刚发誓不碰妹子

But you know, I don't think it's gonna be a problem

但我想这不会有什么问题

These women are petite. They're under 100 pounds.

受害者都很娇小 不到100磅

what changes?

会有什么不同

Oh, so you're a cheap date.

你对约会还真是吝啬

Rendezvous after 7:00 p.m.

在傍晚7点后相约见面

unusual behavior where it's less unusual for a man.

不过对男性来说就不那么奇怪

and our judgments as to whether something is normal or abnormal

我们对一件事是正常或不正常的判断