- What the hell? - Hello, there.

-搞什么鬼 -你好啊

Are you seriously kidding me right now?

你现在是正儿八经地逗我玩呢

Okay.

好啊

I love that play!

我非常喜欢这个剧

with a -- with the...

是... 是...

that you guys used to date.

你们俩曾经约会过

And now I'm feeling even worse.

我现在感觉更难受了

That could really mess up your stomach.

那真的会让你胃里翻江倒海

And do you have enough here with your bake sale to cover everything?

只靠糕点售卖就能达到目的吗

Would you like to buy another slice of pie?

你想买个馅饼吗

I wanted to go to the school but I thought,

我想去学校但转而又想

I should probably not go marching in there right away.

我大概不应该这么早去学校