No, doctor, I'm ill.

不 医生 我病了

That's probably all the crying.

估计是哭太多了

- You need-- - Sorry.

-你得... -抱歉

Could I get a latte with a side of weed?

能来杯拿铁 配上大麻吗

I have a naturally mocking face,

我天生一副嬉皮笑脸的样子

pretending that I was sincere all the time.

实在是太让我头疼了

No. Vicky shouldn't even have been here.

没有 薇琪本来就不该这时候在家的

Hey. We're gonna catch the guy who did this, okay?

我们会把凶手抓到的 放心吧

Is there anything real on that reality show?

真人秀上还有真的吗

Call T.S.A.

通知运输安全局

A headache, for example,can be bad for you.

例如 头疼对你是件坏事

Headaches couldn't be bad for people who don't exist.

头疼不可能对不存在的人造成伤害