Don't-don't use the fire hose-- it's a trap.

别 别用消防软管 那是个陷阱

Yeah.

看吧

of distinguished show horses.

的表演马家族

Max, step further back.

麦克斯 再往后退退

and have someone wait on us for a change.

然后让别人来服务我们 真的很好玩

You mean Duane Reade?

你是说药妆店吧

It's really breathtaking.

那股味儿 挡都挡不住

and give me hot face, dead eyes.

给我一副帅气脸 死人眼的表情

That it was me who failed.

辜负了它的人是我

or we're liable to lose the whole block!

否则整个街区都可能不保

Then here's the favorite of all time, vacu-pants,

这是最受喜欢的 真空裤法

You want to lose weight? There are lots of possibilities.

想减肥吗 方法太多了