that the author of such sexy--

那么性感的一本书的作者

It is not filthy; it's art.

不龌龊 这是艺术

- I will find something. - Oh, yeah?

-我会找到工作的 -真的吗

with no college degree, no experience and no skills.

没文凭 没经验 没技术的家庭主妇吗

I-I don't know what the fuck that is.

我不知道那他妈是个啥

Because I'm sorry,

我很抱歉

I'm looking for serious students of the medium.

我需要的是艺术态度严肃的学生

between spin class and driving your kid to soccer practice.

一会儿送孩子上足球课 来这纯粹是消磨时间

Oh, what do you know?

你知道什么

Whose life is so pathetic, you gotta crap all over mine!

生活得可怜巴巴 只好来给我惹事

and discover this incredibly complex set of patterns,

并且领悟到社会难以置信的复杂

was very much playing against type.

是与常规背道而驰的