Oh, god, there are so many!

天啊 怎么这么多

I don't know. Same reason you didn't notice

不知道 大概跟你没意识到

Wait until I tell Joe about this.

等着我跟乔说这事吧

Uh...what can I say? We're a typical couple!

我能说啥 我们就是典型夫妻啊

And they taught me everything.

他们教会我一切

How to love.

怎么恋爱

Yeah, well, I guess I just didn't know

是啊 我就是不知道

I really freaked some people out.

我真是吓坏了好多人

-You looked like Barbra Streisand's pubes. -I did.

-你的发型看起来就像她的阴毛 -确实

That's embarrassing.

那段太囧了

Let me ask you something.

我来问问你们吧

Can you tell me, how do you know how long a meter is?

你能告诉我 你怎么知道一米有多长吗