Don't look at me.

别看我

20 bucks to whoever finds the owner.

谁找到失主我就给20块

I call it the crazy quilt of destiny

我称之为“命运碎片拼图”

Really?

嘛

When Andy and I broke up for two weeks, I bought a loom.

安迪和我分手两个星期后 我买了个织布机

I don't know how you guys aren't sick of me now.

搞不明白你们这些家伙怎么不嫌弃我

and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but sit on her ass

最后一个独眼泼妇无所作为

who copulated ecstatic and insatiate with a bottle of beer,

他们贪婪而狂热地交合

Honey, I get it. It's your life raft right now.

亲爱的 我懂 现在它是你的救生筏

A frigging loom. And he tried to start a microbrewery.

一个要命的织布机 而他准备学着酿酒

Big Slim Hazard, gives you the feeling that

痩大个哈泽德 会给你这样一种感觉

that anyone from anywhere

因而不论是谁来自哪