You want me to sing?

你想让我唱歌

and you would totally be saving our ass.

你是我们的大救星啊

Did you find a picture frame

你有没有见过一个相框

Oh, I sold them on eBay.

我在易趣上卖了

It's so bad-ass when I do karaoke

霸气到我去唱卡啦OK时

Great, we'll get this one.

很好 那就买这个吧

some say the sassy sister film to Die Hard...

且刚好被称为《虎胆龙威》姊妹篇的电影

I'm sorry, but that keyboard is adorable.

不好意思 你那键盘倒是萌得很

That would be an amazing song.

这会是首精彩的歌

What is with this stupid neighborhood and the song writing?

这跟那个笨邻居以及写歌有什么关系

Reptiles in the path of progressive democracy. Yes, well.

在先进民主道路上的肮脏爬虫 好吧

to fit the Mexican War.

改写为墨西哥战争的内容