He started out as an actor, you know.

他一开始是演员

Which would have been fine

他的演技很好

The guy, let's be honest is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

他说实话并不是个厉害角色

Like... when I got impaled by the alien,

就像演被外星人杀死的那场戏时

Actually we do.

我们还真会呢

Hey, come in.

进来吧

Oh, you're reading a book on acting?

你在看有关表演的书

actually makes sense.

还是挺有用的

Very few Triads still exist.

这儿几乎没有三合会的人了

followed by slow hanging from a piano wire.

然后用钢琴线慢慢绞死

I'm not implying by this

我并不是说

will give you the correct meaning of the text.

或者说你能就此正确理解经文