Oh, great.

太好了

Hey, mom, this is mark, uncle ned's bastard.

妈 这是马克 内德叔叔的私生子

Since college.

从大学就认识

He was my bestfriend.

他是我最好的朋友

Alright.

好

You can go to the gas station and get best barbecue,

你可以去加油站的便利店

Probably not gonna make employee of the month.

这个月估计没法赚外快了

America's number one sports talk show.

全美第一的体育脱口秀节目

A call saying you're being held up.

有人报警说你们被劫持了

He let us in.

他放我们进来的

We're going to get our judge here to weigh them,

我们来称一下

So I'll need you to hold those sponges in your hands

我需要你把这两块海绵放在手中掂量一下