He's going to be rubbing her boob with his beard soon.

不久他就要用胡子蹭你老婆的乳房了

That won't look right.

这会很糟糕

and Kristen bad wig.

假发丑版克里斯汀

and lesbian Justin Bieber.

女同版贾斯汀·比伯

"Pretentious"?

"矫情"

You can name it "Out of business"

再不跟上计划的话

You wanna weep for somebody, how about my men?

你想哭 为我的伙计哭一哭怎么样

Right there.

就在那儿

Or you could just go to the supply closet And get some more chips.

直接去储藏间拿一点不是更容易吗

Here, in lieu of flowers

给 虽然没有花

is to release their pent-up gayness.

是释放他们长期抑制的同性情感

You know what I have? Finals.

你知道我有什么吗 期末考试