Down there?

这下面吗

You tell Mummy.

告诉妈妈

Best performance by twins in a ridiculous situation?

最佳窘境表演奖之窘境双娃

I'm calling it Mummy and Me. Isn't that clever?

我称其为"妈咪与我" 很有想法吧

Don't be afraid, my darling...

别害怕 好宝贝

more than anyone else could.

她是最爱你的

Your Papa might, but he isn't here to complain.

你爸爸介意 可反正他不在

Oh, here, let me. Hello there.

让我来吧 你好啊

I don't believe he will.

我也认为他不会

Even so,

即使如此

that is something like 3,000 years old.

在它身上有一个了不起的发现

that was amputated for some reason.

因为某种原因被截去了一个脚趾