I'm a bum.

我就是个懒蛋

and her taxes are done.

可她的税都弄好了

Somebody wanna help me? Trying to rip out my heart.

救救我好吗？ 有人要挖出我的心脏

All right. Ten centimeters. Here we go.

10公分了，开始了

because that stuff's funny.

那个特搞笑

What do you think of this?

你觉得这个怎么样

look like the piece of crap True Lies one you sold me!

像你卖给我的垃圾一样粉身碎骨的

I was really excited about it.

我很期待呢

Sal was at this place in the city, supposedly on business.

Sal 在城里的酒吧里 可能是为了公事

You're leaving out the best part.

你漏掉了最精彩的部分

I didn't. I didn't. I got right below your shoulder.

我没有我没有 只是碰到了你肩下

You what?

什么