Well, I mean, I do.

我的意思是我知道

but it-it was a huge mistake.

但昨晚还是个天大的错误

Try a long weekend and a dirty skype call.

出点岔子就得歇菜

We have to tell them that it's off

我们要告诉他们这不成

but I want you to keep your questions strictly on topic.

希望各位严格围绕相关问题提问

so, unless you've been dying to know what a chokehold feels like,

所以 除非你特想尝尝锁喉的感觉

Max!

麦克斯

because he broke up with his girlfriend "Cassandra"

是因为他跟女友卡桑德拉分手了

hanging around campus, pretending to be a student,

假装是学生 一定很开心

That's not fair. I'm very serious about this.

这不公平 我已经很用心了

and this is intuitive--

这就很直观

but it's an intuitive point of great importance--

这是一个很重要的观点