What a coincidence.

真巧啊

Andrew, you didn't tell me she was hilarious!

安德鲁 你没告诉我她这么好笑

He's proposing at the diner?

他要在咱们的餐厅求婚吗

I love that.

我爱这戒指

I'm making my famous five-layer bean dip.

我还要做拿手的五道工序豆瓣酱呢

Well, maybe we can try something different.

我们可以尝试点不同的嘛

I was chopping, and suddenly there were screams,

我正在切菜 突然听到了尖叫声

Next thing I know, my hand's gushing blood.

然后就是手被割出血了

You read "The New York Review of Books"?

你也看《纽约书评》吗

How ever will you peel them all?

你怎样才能一一揭开呢

It's just so vague.

因为它说的太模糊了

"Riding in a golf cart with snow cone in hand,

"别一手拿着刨冰一手开着高尔夫球车