You showed me an alcoholics anonymous chip to prove you were sober.

你给我看了个匿名戒酒会徽章证明你没酗酒

your lungs congested, and yet you still smoke cigars.

肺充血 可你却还在抽雪茄

Do you know what her stuff is?

她带了什么东西

For when she gets, and I quote, "tired and snuggly."

她拿的时候我还说一定很松软舒服

A married man with two children...

一个结了婚的男人和两个孩子

How is that funny?

这有什么好笑的

I'm the hamster. they're guinea pigs!

我才是仓鼠 他们是豚鼠

There you go.

给你

This is talking about his father's cherished volume of Shakespeare's

这段讲他父亲珍藏的莎翁戏剧的书卷

when Coleman was a small boy, always reminded him of a cocker

在科勒曼还是个男孩时 常常让他想起