Well, I mean, I'm a Tom Twyker fan in general.

总之 我是汤姆·提克威的粉丝

was better than the book.

我觉得电影拍得比原著好

Trying to break it by singing every word I say

以唱代说 我要把瓶颈摆脱

That's it. If I wanted to be a bathroom attendant,

我受够了 我要真想当浴室女佣

Are you having fun, honey?

玩得开心吗 亲爱的

I got to go swab this off.

我得去擦擦

but at the scent of that perfume.

而是香水的香味

I mean, who would be wearing it?

谁会搽这款香水呢

Rookie move, bro.

低级错误哦 哥们

That way, if you ever screw up,

这样要是万一惹她生气了

were aromatic oils in little vials.

是小瓶的芳香油

I better say something about oil in the ancient world,

我最好说一下油在古代世界的地位