We beseech thee, oh, Lord, in thy mercy,

吾等祈求与你 吾主愿你仁慈

Restore to her that portion of everlasting salvation

耶稣基督 愿你永恒拯救她之灵魂

I will bake a cake six stories high and jump off the top of it.

我会从自己烤的六层楼高的蛋糕上跳下来

Seriously, somebody cue the sad music,

说真的 赶紧关了这哀乐

You're sure you left him there?

你确定你把他扔在那里了

It would only be natural.

这也是人之常情

Oh, my god.

天哪

Seriously, somebody cue the sad music,

说真的 赶紧关了这哀乐

I just realized your nickname could be "Mr. T"

我刚才意识到你的昵称可以是"T先生"

Don't give me no jibber-jabber!"

我绝对不是胡说八道哦

my first husband,

我第一个丈夫

The proprietor was a Greek with hairy arms.

店主是希腊人 手臂上的汗毛黑乎乎的