Has anyone given you unwanted attention?

有任何人给予你莫名的关注吗

Why would I have known him?

我怎么可能认识他

And I can't either, I'm sorry.

我不会答应的 很抱歉

Plus, what if something goes wrong with these drugs?

如果那些药有问题呢

Oh, okay, so your fix to my problem is to track down

你对我问题的补救办法就是

and use my old jujitsu move on him from middle school.

用我中学时使用的柔道老招数对付他

Get it all out, so we can move on with our lives.

把事情解决 让我们都好好生活

are here because they're fans of...

都是因为他们是一个名不见经传

Sweet! I've always wanted my own pile of wood.

太帅了 我一直想要一摞木材

Together with some other wood, and maybe some tools,

再加上别的"木材" 或许还要几样工具

the way to see Law & order is to go to a random TV set,

随便去找个电视机

This happens in every single episode,

每集都有类似的剧情