We don't have a year.

我们可没有一年时间

The family didn't believe him, so he showed them.

家人不相信 他就做给他们看

Ooh. It's like a brand-new slightly gay Ferrari.

滑得像最新款基佬法拉利

and I wish you wouldn't say "Beauty Regimen."

希望你别提"美体养生"这事

It helps her keep control.

这能帮她控制住自己

that helps her keep control.

可以帮她控制情绪

and his ass.

皮肤跟小孩屁股一样细滑

Oh, what's your secret?

有什么秘诀

but I will not be the one to take the fall for this.

但我可不想背这个黑锅

and round-the-clock care.

接受全天候的呵护

One was the beginning--it began,

一个是开始

beginning with fasting, and then the administration of mercury,

开始于斋戒 然后是服用水银