You can't be serious.

你不是说真的吧

It's no more ridiculous than Shane's sister,

总比肖恩的妹妹好吧

Then I realized that he didn't,

然后我意识到他应该不会有

to think he'd be interested in me.

这简直就是自作多情

Jordan, adults are talking. Is that okay?

乔丹 大人们在说话 能走开吗

I kept my mouth shut.

我没多嘴

I assumed you went home to put on sweatpants and cry.

我以为你会回家换上运动裤大哭一场

So, breaking you out of the bathroom was completely pointless.

看来把你从浴室解救出来根本多此一举

Who, Sean? He's handing out the presents like you asked.

谁 肖恩吗 他按你的要求分发礼物啊

Now, I thought I very was clear

我想我已经说得很清楚了

and therefore do not tie us down

所以别用荒唐的

and other things which are simply the weapons

或用武器这样粗陋的东西来约束我们