Oh, where you been, girl?

最近忙什么呢 美女

Oh, heavens no, no, no, no!

当然不是 不 不 不

Looks like a blue sky, with, white puffy clouds.

好像是蓝天白云的图案

that we used to go to after school?

我们以前放学后去的那家

I have to look 40% better than I do now.

所以我得比现在好看四成才行啊

is my worst nightmare, right?

是我最大的恶梦对吧

Ambushed.

被埋伏了

And you're not a midwife.

你也不是助产士

And, you are going to get it.

妥了 给你吧

I heard about this amazing seminar we should go to.

我听说了一个很值得我们去的研讨会

their professors quite nice.

待遇相当不错

with an extraordinary intellectual

和一群出色的知识分子