I haven't heard from you all summer,

你消失了一整个暑假

a very, very pretty ring

还放了个这么好看的戒指

Now, if the candles had real arms

如果那些蜡烛真有手臂

I'd invest in that.

那我绝对会投资

You earned that.

这是你自己挣来的

Feel its power.

感受一下金钱的力量

Seriously, Max, all we have to do

别闹了 麦克斯

and suddenly, a $5 cupcake is bringing in more money.

一个5块钱的小蛋糕会让我们数钱数到手抽筋

I'm sure they'll go for it.

他们肯定会接受

and bribe whoever works there to pretend

然后花钱雇一个那里的员工

Here's a quote from Pollan.

这段话摘自博兰

on a box of sugary cereal than on a carrot,

贴张健康宣言要比贴在胡萝卜上容易得多